Monday, March 10, 2008

$5500

The governor of New York has been accused of being involved in a prostitution ring. The Web site of the ring, Emperors Club VIP, displays photographs of scantily clad women with their faces hidden. It also shows hourly rates depending on whether the prostitutes were rated with one diamond, the lowest ranking, or seven diamonds, the highest. The most highly ranked prostitutes cost $5,500 an hour, prosecutors said.

Wonder what the soon-to-be-ex-governor's soon-to-be-ex-wife is more pissed at? The embarrassment of her husband getting caught with a hooker or the thought of him spending $5,500 an hour for a little sump'in, sump'in?

Now I've seen some porn in my life. And I have read many books with hot sex scenes. And I have a very vivid imagination.

But, for the life of me, what sex acts could be worth $5,500 an hour?

Damn, I've been giving it away for all these years ...

4 comments:

Weelo said...

yeah, i hope the sex was sufficiently mind blowing to be worth the end of his marriage, relationship with his daughters,and permanently deep sixing his political career.
how can you graduate from harvard law school and still have shit for brains?
give a guy a little power and he thinks he's superman..
the real issue for me is where did the money come from?
if it came from NY taxpayers, this dude's gonna be wearing an orange jumpsuit.
hope he's ready to make the leap from high class hookers to becoming his cellmate's bitch!
at lest when he's in the slammer he has lots of incredible sexploit memories to look back on.
WTF!!

Sarah said...

He'll either say he was abused as a child.
Or has a drug problem.
Or has a drinking problem.
Or is a sexaholic.

His wife and kids are the real victims in this.

A Harvard law degree might open a lot of doors but it doesn't buy you a clue, does it?

Very sad.

$5500 would be a great down payment on that jeep.

Weelo said...

okay so now they say it's like 80,000 clams the guy has literally fucked away.
there's a liberty and
a volvo convertible
and
a few years of college for my boys.
today i got an email from the producer of Car Talk about the message i left regarding my jeep obsession.
do you ever listen to Car Talk?
think i'm going to be on theri show.
don't think they'll be able to talk me out of the jeep though.
i'm in too deep.
thinking about taking a test drive
on friday...

Sarah said...

I LOVE CAR TALK!!!!

OMG ... you are a rock star, baby.

BTW, my nephew bought a used Libery 2 years ago. He loves it. I'm not making this up.